Crash: If you believe youre playing well because youre getting laid or because youre not getting laid or because you wear womens underwear, then you are. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think youre colorful. Skip: It's a miracle. Lollygaggers! I hook up with one guy a season. Success continued long after ready-mades hit the market in 1881. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. 19. Crash Davis I believe in the Church of Baseball. : Youll surely disagree with some of these rankings, and thats OK. Nuke: My eyelids? Write it down. Something full of magic, religion, bullshit. Whats our record, Larry? Nuke: To announce my presence with authority! Annie: and, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Why do you get to choose?, Crash: Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. Nuke: Im just The American game. Crash: Hows Annie? Howd we ever win eight? I got a 911 with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. According to here: The film's name is based on the nickname for Durham, North Carolina, which has been called "Bull Durham" since the 1800s, when W. T. Blackwell and Company named its product "Bull" Durham tobacco, which soon became a well-known trademark. Crash Davis Nuke: You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right? Strikeouts are boring! Nasty. Damn, Crash. Annie, voiceover: Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. The setup: Annie storms into Crashs apartment, furious about his interference with her relationship with Nuke. | Our Craig Monroe demonstrates the proper approach at the plate with a runner at third and fewer than two outs. It's arrogance not 'ignorance.'. Thats the point. I actually saw him read a book without pictures once!Why its the best: Mostly, I wanted to mention Max Patkin at least once. Bravo. Crash Davis Ill run ya. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Relax. One more, baby. Dont think. : Crash Davis Ump: I did not spit on you! Twenty-five hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points, OK? Bull Durham, in so many ways, reminds us of lifes fickleness, so dont ever take anything for granted! Hes gotta waste one. : Crash: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. LaLoosh: Hey, Annie. Strikeouts are boring. Ive tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out. On Location in Bull City: A 'Bull Durham' Walking Tour. : These are the ground rules. Crash: We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. I cant keep giving you these free lessons. Success continued long after ready-mades hit the market in 1881. Hope I can help the ball club. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. The setup: Annies narration is giving us a quick update on Nuke near the end of the movie. I want to be exotic and mysterious. Crash Davis Throw some ground balls. I fucking love winning! This is a simple game. Its a miracle! Well, f this fing game. Hey! MORE: Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", Anyway, on to the reason you clicked on the story. Its our game. : : You hit the ball. : Sets the stage for the next couple ofhours. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh CRASH Hit me in the chest with this. The setup: Nukes first game is in the books, and manager Joe Skip Riggins and coach Larry Hockett talk about it after the contest ends. Crash: Dont hold the ball so hard, OK? Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job., 22. You most certainly did. Crash Davis Crash, to himself: Son of a b throws hard. Crash: You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? Relax. Quick bat, quick bat, quick bat. moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Charlie, here comes the deuce. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Annie: Oh my. Write it down. The setup: Another team bus incident. The setup: The Bulls are playing crummy baseball. Theyre your friends. See, there are some lizards that have a parietal eye behind their heads so they can see backwards. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. You got a gift. The film treats the sport of baseball with a sort of casual reverence, highlighting both the drama and the humor inherent in the game, illustrated by Annie's numerous references to baseball as \"her religion.\"CREDITS:TM \u0026 MGM (1988)Cast: Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson, Robert WuhlDirector: Ron SheltonProducers: Mark Burg, Thom Mount, Charles Hirschhorn, David V. LesterScreenwriter: Ron SheltonWHO ARE WE?The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Crash: You just spit on me! Written and Performed by Bennie Wallace / Dr. John (as Mac "Dr. John" Rabennack) Non, je ne Regrette rien. Annie Savoy is labeled to be a baseball groupie, and because of that, many people might believe shes objectifying herself. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash: Christ! Umpire Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. She walks up in the rain. Even Nuke and his five-cent head understood that. Huh? That's the secret. The setup: Crash is at the plate, talking to himself (out loud and internally). Nuke: I want to bring the heater. Crash Davis Get out of your fing head. hit em where they ain't bull durham. CRASH Throw it. We need a live is it a live rooster? Crash Davis Well, I believe in the soulhe hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while. Nuke LaLoosh, 10. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. It's 25 hits. : : : It didnt make it, either, because its seeing the bull fall to the ground thats the funny part, not necessarily the dialogue. How come you don't like me? The setup: Annie and Millie are sitting in their game-day spot. Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. I give you a gift and youre stand here showing up my pitcher? MORE: To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. Well he hasn't seen my heat! Yup. Cmon, bring it. Bring it. Besides that, they're fascist. Crash Davis Winston-Salem. You want me to run ya? Annie: Of course Im trying to seduce you, for Gods sake! Swear to God. Crash Davis If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you *are*! I got a Porsche already. Lets get down to it. Because they don't - -they don't happen very often. : : Throw that shit again, Meat. Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? He also dabbles in college hoops and other sports. When Nuke gets back from a road trip, she turns on the charm. Youre not going to hit me because youre starting to think about it already. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. She trusts everything will work out and just goes with her guts; she is an example of a truly empowered woman. Damn, Crash, nice to see you. Crash: And he scrambled that son of a b. Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry. You got it?, 31. Crash: Im just happy to be here. Another 7 wins & 5 nominations. Annie, voiceover: The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.Why its the best: Aint that the truth, unfortunately. Crash Davis Annie: You think Dwight Gooden leaves his socks on?Why its the best: Everybody wanted to pitch like Dwight Gooden in those days. Crash: Nukes chastity was your idea. Annie Savoy Theyre too strong and powerful for that.. Annie: You hit 227 home runs in the minors. the web and also on Android and iOS. : The moment's over. The setup: After LaLoosh challenged Crash to a fight, then missed him by a mile with a baseball, then got slugged in the jaw, Crash introduces himself. Annie, voiceover: Ive tried them all, I really have. No matter how different we are on the outside, Im a true believer that our emotions dont lie; if you dig deep into our psyche, were all the same inside. What else is there? Strikeouts are boring. Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. : You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? Crash Davis What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. Bat boy: Get a hit, Crash! And I wanna hear every damn one of them, but now Im tired, and I dont want to think about baseball. : Nuke: Shes getting pretty steamed, actually, because Im still re-channeling my sexual energy. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. (Crash walks out the door.) Crash Davis Run, dummy! We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Nuke (LaLoosh) is known as a pitcher with a million-dollar arm, but a five-cent head , who has the potential to join the major league. Skip, the manager, tells him they want Crash, a veteran catcher, to mentor bonus baby Ebby LaLoosh, a right-handed pitcher with an arm capable of reaching the majors. I know. Annie: Cute? Nasty work., Skip Riggins: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day!, Crash Davis: You dont want a player. As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. Crash aint exactly happy about this news and what it means for his career. This guys a first-ball fastball hitter. Crash Davis Fun goddamnit. Poetry, philosophy, history, and movies are all topics I love writing about! Relax. "Limping jets of love"Hey, Crash. Crash worked so hard for hours and days to be a player in the major leagues; for 21 days, he was, and these were the happiest days of his life. Crash Davis Crash trots out to the mound, smiling.) 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. Ump: You missed him! Crash Davis: Last chance. Crash: Yeah? You see, theres a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. Oh, yeah. What do I got to do?, Crash Davis: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. Youve seen them all. Copyright 2023 Sporting News Holdings Limited. Who are you? Crash: Hit me in the chest with that. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. : Crash Davis: Hit me in the chest with that., Crash Davis: Yeah? The setup: Crash-to-Nuke wisdom time! In 1898, James B. Duke purchased the company and renamed it the American Tobacco Company. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Millie is a sneaky quote superstar in this movie. Company Credits What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? Oh fine. Larry, the pitching coach, jogs out to see whats happening. Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. Nuke: Yeah, maybe youre right.Why its the best: Even when shes in the wrong, Annie knows what to say. : And it could be argued that Durham was as central to the plot as Crash Davis, Nuke Laloosh and Annie Savoy. Does that mean what I think it means, "limping jets of love"? Sheesh. Larry: Eight and 16. Annie: Right. Crash Davis Watch/repeat. Think classy, and youll be classy. Nuke: One day at a time Crash: Give me the ball. Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPTION:Manager Joe Riggins (Trey Wilson) gives the players a piece of his mind about their losing record.FILM DESCRIPTION:A blend of comedy, drama and romance, Bull Durham follows the intertwining of three lives brought together by the great American pastime. She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. And I wanna hear every damn one of them, but now, Im tired, and I dont want to think about baseball. July 14, 2014. Ha ha, ha ha! Larry Crash Davis After all, well learn about lifes disappointments through Crash Davis and womens empowerment through Annie Savoy. Your privacy is important to us. Boy, I once worked there. My left. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Bull_Durham&oldid=3154294. [softly, infuriated] Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Yeah? Soundtrack Saturday Rewind: "Bull Durham". Announce my presence with authority. Some days, Id say its "Major League." This guy is a first ball, fast ball hitter! Crash: What? (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. Annie (Susan Sarandon) is attracted to Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) too. These are the ground rules. I know. : Crash Davis You be cocky and arrogant, even when you're getting beat. He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. [Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]. : : Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. But bad trades are part of baseballnow, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake? Why does he want me to throw the heat again, I just threw it. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous. 3. You're *outta*! : God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball! Havent you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela, he just doesnt even look when he pitches? God, I can't keep giving you these free lessons so quit screwin' around and help me up. Crash: I told him.Why its the best: Eventually Nuke learns there are consequences for not listening to Crash. Bull Durham isn't just about a pair of hard-headed ballplayers. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Joe Reardon Nuke: Crash? This belief was further amplified when I joined Quote Ambition. : Hold it like an egg. Annie Savoy I may never settle on one. : : I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out., 14. Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco, also known as "Genuine Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco," was a brand of loose-leaf tobacco manufactured by W.T. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Nuke: Whys he always calling me Meat? I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.